My Wife Is In Trouble.

Salam,
Aku gi Vatan aritu. Kedai Afghan kat Prospect road.

Mat Afghan: Brother!! Do you want to be STRONG (sambil dok tunjuk2 bicep dia). You must have this. Very good for you!
Aku: Aisey! If you give it to me for free, I will be more stronger.
Mat Afghan: Okay. Okay. Take one for free.
Aku: Woo...tenkiu...tenkiu. Tonight my wife will be in trouble.
Mat Afghan: Why is she in trouble?

Sekian, mekasey, wassalam,