Dear JOHOR: Stop Fucking Selling Raw Water To Singapore.

Salam,

The "caruts" are more than necessary.

1. Baca lah blog che det or DrMahathir untuk yang buta politik. Water agreements.

2. Tengok these facts!

3. Johor skang ni jual air mentah 3 sen per 1000 gallons kepada Singapore.
Pastu Johor beli balik air yg "telah di proses", 50 sen per 1000 gallons daripada Singapore.

4. Jual 3 sen, beli balik 50 sen ....................
Babi pon lagi pandai drp org Johor yg buat agreement nih!

5. This fuck-up telah berlaku sejak 1961/62! Agreement 50 tahun tu bro! Macam aku cakap.
Babi pon lagi pandai dari orang Johor ni.

6. Kira2 10 tahun yg lepas, Kerajaan Johor telah di berikan peruntukan yg cukup untuk buat their own water treatment plan. Skang ni ada 42 such facilities di Johor. Tapi ......... Johor still beli processed water from Singapore jugak!
Aku dah cakap. Babi pon lagi pandai dari orang Johor ni.

7. Johor jual air kepada Melaka pada harga 10 kali ganda lagi mahal drpd kepada Singapore. Singapore bayar 3 sen/1000 gallons. Melaka bayar 30sen/1000 gallons (kontrak 100 tahun!!) Singapore adalh negara asing. Orang2 Melaka adalah sedarah sedaging seagama dengan kita.
Apa aku cakap tadi. Oh Ya! .....Babi pon lagi pandai dari orang Johor yg buat agreement ni.

8. So next year, 2012, the agreement with Singapore will be expired. So new agreement will be made. So people with better brain than babi will definitely negotiate better terms with Singapore. Better prices. Extensive escape clause.

9. But guess what? Babis are still lurking in Johorian Government. It is not the question of whether they will do any damages. It is the question of how much damages will they do.

10. As DrM pointed out, "Malaysian negotiators are unduly generous and we often provide ourselves with no exit clause".
In other words, we are stupid motherfuckers. Kena kencing buta2 ngan Singapore, Brunai, etc.

11. Belief me, right know, Singaporean intelligence has already identified the babis that will negotiate the agreement with them. Dan babi-babi ini sedang di bagi makan oleh Singapura dengan pelbagai jenis makanan.

12. Dan sekiranya ada di antara babi-babi ini tak nak makan, Singapore boleh panggil Big Boss. Mesti ada sebabnya segala kehendak Kesultanan Johor di jaga rapi oleh kerajaan Singapore selama ini. Hutang budi di balas bodi. Atau bolehkah Tuanku berlaku tegas di dalm hal ini demi kepentingan Negeri Johor?

13. My suggestions for the agreement. Satu, re-new yearly. Kedua, sell only processed water at high rates. Nak ambik. Tanak sudah.

14. Orang Singapore takkan mati dahaga pon. Duit diaorang kalau bakar kat tokong masa mati, boleh jerebu satu dunia sepuluh abad kot.

15. Plus this is only water we talking about. What about other Malaysian resources yg kita jual kat Singapore harga ciput, pastu beli balik pada harga emas. Macam kelapa sawit, petroleum, buah-buahan, errr.....aku dah tak de idea dah. Tapi konfirm korang semua tahu kan?

16. Warning though. Water is one of the things that Singaporean will be willing to go war.
Are we ready for Singaporean invasion into Johor?

Tengok Singapore no brapa.

17. Err.....Aku tak kisah pon kalau Singapore nak annex negeri Johor. Aku orang Kelantan. Lagipon Johor ni kubu kuat UMNO. Kalau Johor tiada di Malaysia, senang banyak gila babi lah untuk PAS berkuasa di Malaysia. Muahahhaha....

18. Sebab di Johor ni, kalau Abu Jahal ke, Firaun ke or even Lee Kuan Yew pakai songkok pastu bertanding atas tiket UMNO lawan Nabi Muhammad yg berparti PAS, katakan, kau agak2 orang Johor akan sokong sapa?

19. Did I ever mention to you, I was born in Johor Bharu? Dem!

Sources
1. Che det Blog. "Water Agreement"
2. The Star. The new water deal with Singapore should not be "indefensible": Dr Mahathir.

Sekian, mekasey, wassalam